You should become a clown!

Do you want to be successful in the modern world? Do you want to hit the peak of your career or maybe build your own business? There’s really just one thing you need. One skill to master. You just need to know how to sell stuff. That’s it. Simple as that. Nothing else. This alone will give you a massive boost to crush goals you didn’t even know you had.

You might be thinking this is just some random bullsh*t and your life is totally different. You might think this is only for marketers, scammers or some trading gurus. But nah, that’s where you’re messing up. You already sell yourself every time you send a CV, write a cover letter or direct message an HR. HRs sell jobs to candidates and candidates to employers. You sell your knowledge when you’re being interviewed and you sell your experience when negotiating your salary. You sell your pitch to potential investors. You sell your MVP to your first users. You sell, they sell, everyone’s out here selling. Sales are everywhere. Sometimes I feel like even the air I breathe could be sold. Oh wait I forgot there’s already a Swiss startup doing that.

Our world is a medieval market. To find a buyer you should shout loudly and the louder your voice is the better your chances of making a deal. Remember who gathered large crowds a couple of centuries ago? Correct — public executions and wandering entertainers like minstrels and jesters. Unfortunately we won't cover executions right now. That was probably an exciting performance otherwise why did so many people enjoy them but we strictly condemn such behavior or as the United Nations likes to say lately we express serious concern. Today we are talking about clowns.

So what’s the deal with clowns? They’ve got this magical ability to grab attention. They sing loudly, they dress extra and they engage the crowd. We could learn a lot from them. The world is packed with success stories from people who’ve totally mastered this clowncraft. We’ve got tons of singers, streamers, YouTubers, TikTokers. What do they do? They sell themselves. How? By shouting loudly. They’re basically screaming. Every post, every stream, every short, every video. These are the tools of modern-day performers.

Take Justin Bieber for example. Just some random kid singing on YouTube, who became a pop idol in two years. You might say "But how many talented kids like him didn’t make it?" My response is this: "99.99% of those kids didn’t make it because they didn’t even try to put themselves on social media."

Then there’s Elon Musk. His Twitter went top 1 in two years since 2022. Dude literally bought Twitter. You might think "Yeah he does that because he’s rich." Truth is he’s rich because he does that. Have you read his posts? Especially over the last two years? I swear it’s either written by stand-up comedians or Elon’s a black belt in clownjitsu. Whatever it is it works for him. It’ll work for you too.

And don’t forget Donald Trump. He’s been a media personality his whole life. Fun fact few people know he hosted a daily radio show called "Trumped!" from 2004 to 2008 where he just talked about random stuff like life sports, entertainment, business, whatever. He’d blah blah blah about anything even if he had no clue what he was saying. But hey, it worked. Do you still think he’s rich only because he is some investment genius?

The digital age hands you a loudspeaker for free — social media. I found my private clinic through Google my electrician on TikTok and my dentist on Instagram. How? They just posted stuff. It’s that simple. Wanna know a secret? It’s totally free. You pay nothing to make an account post or stream. It’s like getting a free ad spot in an old-school newsletter. It’s like someone hands you a mic in a crowd for fun.

So post and scream your way to your dream!